I was in a hurry. Sweating like a pig. I had been shopping with a friend, yet I hadn't found what I was looking for. I needed a nice little number to wear to the party the next night. A Birhtday gift for myself. And I needed it quickly! I had to be home by four to call a client.
Where to go? There's always too much choice when you don't need it. Let's see...The Diesel store had to be good enough.
Once inside, a friendly young shop assistant smiled at me and offered his help. We started climbing the stairs. I had too many jumpers on, a rucksack on my back and an umbrella in my hand. Still sweating like a pig. And it was already twenty to four!
I was just about to change my mind and leave the store when I felt someone squeezing me tight and planting kisses on my neck.
"He's mine! My husband! My client"
I smiled, relieved. It was Maurizio, my Brazillian friend.
"Ok honey, you are rushing, right? What do you need? A t-shirt for tomorrow night? Dont we all?!"
I hadn't said a word.
"Ok", Mr Brazillian continued, "What are we looking for? Simple? Colourful? Too much?
Demasiado?", he winked at me.
Then he handed me a couple of funky-looking objects d'art.
"This is You, this is You, this is definitely You! Try them all on. I want no objections!"
In the dressing room I took my many jumpers off, one by one. Maurizio stayed in with me, observing.
"Honey, your shoulders are huge. Whatever you are taking, I want to take it too."
"I don't like the sleeves of this one", I ventured to say, trying choice number one on.
"That's because you've lost some of your triceps, sweetheart. Try this one!"
I put the next t-shirt on. It was a perfect fit.
"That's it! You are sorted. Look no further. You can pay downstairs. See you at the party, doll!", Maurizio poured out and dashed away.
It was ten to four. I had found what I was looking for. And I was on time.
Actually, it's a wonderful gay world we live in, I thought to myself on my way home. I take back any homophobic statements I may have expressed in
this writing shrine.
I had just received excellent and efficient service, a quick self-esteem boost and several kisses. Not only that, the shop assistant had actually read my mind and done all the thinking for me, making shopping immediate, effortless and sweet.
Needles to say, I wasn't sweating anymore. I could see zillions of rainbow flags billowing in the wind all around me. For a brief moment, I even became oblivious to my deep disdain for ABBA.